So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Randomize
