Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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