I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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