Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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