Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Randomize
