Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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