I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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