hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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