o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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