I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Everything about him screamed your future.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
As shirtless as possible
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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