how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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