I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
