i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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