i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Randomize
