Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
