You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I think I just shit out all my problems.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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