Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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