It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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