do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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