is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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