if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Randomize
