Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
