absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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