TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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