I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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