i jhust puked up my retainher.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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