If i could tip my vagina, i would.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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