If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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