if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
