whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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