ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
