Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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