You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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