Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I'm passing your future prison.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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