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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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