What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize