Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
