I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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