How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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