OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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