The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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