the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You coming home soon, man?
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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