am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize
