question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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