Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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