Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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