All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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