Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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