if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Dual....:-)
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Randomize
