I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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