By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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