She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
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