she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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