Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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