i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
its liver damage thursday
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