Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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